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This Just In: Manny Is Raking

By: josh q. public on: Monday, June 22, 2009 @5:00 pm

This Just In:  Manny Is Raking

I’ll go but I’ll be back again, ’cause I told you once before good-bye, but I came back again.  -The Beatles

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Major League Baseball, I’m putting you on notice.  I’m letting you know that soon, the Los Angeles Dodgers are going to be one scary baseball team.  One very, very, scary baseball team.  Scarier than they are already are now.  Very, very, much scarier.  Rob Flippo, whose regular job is to serve as bullpen catcher for the Dodgers, says Manny Ramirez is hitting better now than he was before the start of his 50-game suspension for violating MLB’s drug policy.  Yowza!  Say what you want about Manny, but you know what that means boys and girls?  Huh?  Do Ya?  That means bad news for everybody else.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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  1. 1

    say what you want about manny? OK, How the hell does he get to play in New Mexico with this so called "rehab" Rehab? Rehab what? His ass cheek where the needles went in? And the rules say that "Rehab" starts for major leaguers in the minors are to be payed as per their contract, right? What the hell kinda suspension BS is this?

  2. 2

    the kind where he rakes

  3. 3

    I see somebody put on their old "I heart Manny" t-shirt again. Come on, put aside your man crush for a second and tell me that this aint BS

  4. 4

    it is, it doesnt change how good he is

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    Henry Says:

    it doesn't change how good he is, but it will be interesting to see how he plays without a swollen head. seriously — look at a-rod, look at giambi…those guys are like skinny versions of themselves 3 years ago. will manny get svelt? or will his rampant empanada addiction keep his shapely figure intact?

  6. 6

    he wasnt on the juice. he was simply trying to make babies. you guys are so tainted by those other guys you cant have any faith in the real deal

  7. 7

    He just wanted to make babys – really Really big babys

  8. 8

    B@O –

    I know your out there fox-mail me your e-mail so that I can send you an invite to my new site –
    I tried the douch@cakeeaters.com but it keep saying something about Tony Kornheiser