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This Just In: Dontrelle Willis Stinks

By: josh q. public on: Monday, June 15, 2009 @2:00 pm

This Just In: Dontrelle Willis Stinks

It’s 4:00 am, I’ve got the Dr. Heffenreffer Ale.  I’ve got nothing to lose so I’m pissin’ on the third rail.  Groggy eyed and fried I’m headed for the station.  D-Train ride Coney Island vacation.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I’ve always liked Dontrelle Willis so I hate to do this one.  Makes me blue to do this one.  But I feel I have to tear into this one.  The Pirates tore into Dontrelle for his fourth consecutive loss yesterday.  The D-Train is  now 1-6 in 14 starts for Detroit over the last two seasons.  The D-Train is now just the third pitcher to win as few as one of his first fourteen starts for the Tigers.  He joins Dean Chance (a former Cy Young Award winner) and Buddy Groom.  Before you know it, he may be joining Sal down at the Texaco.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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