Agony is the price that you’ll pay in the end. Domination consumes you then calls you a friend. -Pantera
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Everbody’s talking about the Yankees. Everybody’s squawking about the Yankees. Everybody’s jocking about the Yankees. Everybody but Red Sox fans that is. Like my main man Dennis Lemieux always says, “Who own the Chiefs? Onsss, ownsss.” I’ll tell you who owns the Yankees. Last night, the Red Sox smashed the Yankees 7-0. Last night, the Red Sox took their seventh straight win over New York. Just so you know, that matches Boston’s second-longest winning streak ever against the Yankees. Their second-longest winning since the team record of seventeen straight victories back in 1911-1912. How about that?
Last night Boom Boom Beckett owned AJ Burnett. While Boom Boom was holding the Bombers to just one hit over six innings, AJ couldn’t find the strike zone. While only one Yankee reached second base against Boom Boom, AJ threw a meager forty strikes on eighty-four pitches. While Boom was improving to 5-0 with a 1.70 earned run average in his last seven outings, AJ got chased out in the third. While the Red Sox were good, the Yankees were not.
Tonight it’s Tim Wakefield v. Chien Ming Wang. Tonight, expect more of the same. You know what the man says. The man says pitching wins championships. The man says your only as good as your next starter. You better do what Paul McCartney tells you to do. You better listen what the man says. Ha ha ha! Roll Sox, roll!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!