Stat Of The Day: Bastardo!

You fargin sneaky bastage.  I’m gonna take your dwork.  I’m gonna nail it to the wall.  I’m gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder.  I’m gonna cut off your arms.  I’m gonna shove ‘em up your icehole.  -Roman Maroni

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Warriors, come out and play-ay.  Road warriors that is.  The Fightin’ Phils’ Antonio Bastardo defeated the Dodgers in Los Angeles last night after winning his big-league debut on Tuesday at San Diego.  For those of you keeping score at home, Bastardo is the first pitcher in franchise history to begin his major-league career by winning back-to-back starts with each game played on the road.  How about that?

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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