Twitterers I’d Like To See

I will follow you, will you follow me?  All the days and nights that we know will be.  I will stay with you, will you stay with me?  Just one single tear in each passing year there will be.  -Genesis

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Twitter me this, Batman.  C’mon, everybody’s doing it.  Dwight Howard’s doing it.  Peter King is doing it.  Heck, even Justin Morneau is doing it.  Everybody’s doin’ a brand new dance now.  I know you’ll get to like it if you give it a chance now.  C’mon, c’mon baby do the Twitter-motion with me.  So like Mad Magazine, let’s do this.  Like we always knew this.  Twitterers I’d like to see:     

OJ Simpson:  Everybody’s favorite convict.  RT @The_Real_Juice:  I didn’t beat her.  I just pushed her out of bed.  RT @The_Real_Juice:  I think I’ve been a great citizen.  RT @The_Real_Juice:  The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, that’s the day you start to the top.  RT @The_Real_Juice:  My wife has indicated we have a great marriage.  We had one bad night in our life.

Rickey Henderson:   Rickeys says Rickey would be the best Twitterer ever.  RT @The_Greatest:  If they want to pay me like Mike Gallego, I’ll play like Gallego.    RT @The_Greatest:  I can see The Entire State Building  RT @The_Greatest:  Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.  RT @The_Greatest:  This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey.  Rickey wants to play baseball.

Mike Tyson:  The Baddest Twitterer On The Planet.  RT @Kid_Dynamite:  Everybody’s got plans…until they get hit in the mouth.  RT @Kid_Dynamite:  My biggest weakness is my sensitivity.  I am too sensitive a person.  RT @Kid_Dynamite:  Lennox Lewis, I’m coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I’m just ferocious. I want your heart.  I want to eat his children.  Praise be to Allah!  RT @Kid_Dynamite:  I’m on the Zoloft to keep from killing y’all.

Bill Parcells:  If you like his soundbytes, you’ll love his Tweets.  RT @The_Tuna:  There is winning and there is misery.  RT @The_Tuna:  If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.  RT @The_Tuna:   I like linebackers.  I collect ‘em.  You can’t have too many good ones.  RT @The_Tuna:  I’m not a bus-station kind of guy, but there are a few players here I’m not sure want to be here. They’ve got a brook-trout kind of look.

Sean Avery:  The Ice Man Twittherith.  RT @Page_Six:  Typical of most French guys in our league with a visor on, running around and playing tough and not back anything up.  RT @Page_Six:  You’re (Brian Hayward) the reason the league doesn’t have a national television deal. You’re a terrible announcer and you were a terrible player.  RT @Page_Six:  I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.

Public Spectacle: 

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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