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Ichiro: The Hit Machine

By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, May 27, 2009 @11:00 am

Ichiro:  The Hit Machine

There’s no name, no name for the place or pain we’ll cause you
again and again if you do not cooperate with the Invasion Hit Parade.  -Elvis Costello

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  He’s just a hit machine and he won’t work for nobody but you.  He’s  just a hit machine, a hitting baseball fiend.  That’s right folks, Ichiro Suzuki just keeps on hitting.  He just may be the best hitter of our lifetimes.  Don’t believe me?  Last night, Ichiro extended his hitting streak to twenty games in the Mariners’ 4-3 loss at Oakland.  That’s the sixth hitting streak of twenty or more games in his major-league career.  Know this:  Over the last fifty years, the only other player with as many as six 20-game hitting streaks was Pete Rose.  But unlike Charlie Hustle, Ichiro will get into the Hall.  Ichiban on the charts.  Ichiban in our hearts.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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