I’d like to take this moment to revisit the infamous 1985 Draft Lottery. In-famous is when you’re MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he’s not just famous, he’s IN-famous. Wow, in-famous? In-famous? Yes Dusty, infamous.
Notice the accountant puts the seven envelopes in the ball. Notice he puts the first three in normally. Notice that the fourth one he bangs in weirdly. Notice he then tosses the next three in normally again. Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows. David Stern does.
David Stern reaches in. He tries not to look, but totally does. He grabs a pile of three that are stuck together. He flips them over taking the top one off, you know, the one with the HUGE crease on one corner. Notice that none of the other envelopes have any deformity whatsoever.
When he takes the rest out – he doesn’t come close to looking in the ball.
And the look on his face when they unveil the Knicks, it looks like he just cheated in cards. And there you have it. Absolute proof!
Peace out homies. Six two and even!