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Manny Ramirez: Another One Bites The Dust

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, May 7, 2009 @12:09 pm

Manny Ramirez: Another One Bites The Dust

Another one bites the dust.  Hey, I’m gonna get you too.  Another one bites the dust.  -Queen 

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  More on this story as it breaks but the LA Times is reporting Manny Ramirez has tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs and will be suspended 50 games starting today.  Ay carumba!  Last season, Manny was brought to Tinseltown for one reason and one reason only.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves winning the National League West.  As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, or use steroids, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions.  This message will self-destruct in five seconds.  The Dodgers have just self destructed.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    Never liked Clemens, Could never stand A-rod, but this one kinda hurts.
    Juice up to make more money-get caught- lose 8 million? Duh!

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    hurts more than all the rest together