KG To The Rescue?

I refuse to lose!  Here’s your ticket.  Hear the drummer get wicked. -Public Enemy

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Having fun Bulls fans?  Did you enjoy your little triple overtime victory?  Enjoy it now, while you still can.  Enjoy yourselves, it’s later than you think.  Enjoy yourselves, while you’re still in the pink.  This series will by, as quickly as you wink.  Enjoy yourselves, enjoy yourselves, it’s later than you think.  Yes, like my main man Yogi Berra always says, “It’s gonna get late real early around here.”  If the rumors are true, it’s going to get later, earlier than that.  If the rumors are true and Kevin Garnett plays in Game Seven, that my friends, will be that.         

If you think Chicago fans hate Kevin Garnett now, wait until they actually have to play against the man.  Then we’ll see how tough these Bulls are.  Big men.  Get the f**k outta here.  Big shots.  Get ‘em all in a back room, smack ‘em around, no more big shots.  Wait until they have to play against the man who just about single-handedly turned around the NBA’s most storied franchise.  The man who does not do it with all that fancy pants stuff.  The man who does not do it with all that prancey pants stuff.  The man who does not do it with all that dancey pants stuff.  Wait until they have to play against that man.

Wait until they have play against the best defensive player in basketball.  The Big Ticket guards everybody.  Anybody.  He guards centers and he guards point guards.  He chases folks all the way to the perimeter.   He camps underneath and alters shots.  He comes from the weak side to put a booty on a brother.  He fronts to deny the ball and keeps folks out of the post.  Know this sports fans, if Kevin Garnett decides he doesn’t want you to score, you ain’t scoring.  And that’s the double truth, Ruth. 

Kevin Garnett does not take off from the foul line.  No dipsy-doo dunkeroo slam-jam-bam thank you ma’ams.  He doesn’t fill it up for eighty.  He brings his lunch pail.  Night after night.  Fight after fight.  Brings his lunch pail night after night and wills the Celtics to victory. Wills them to victory with his leadership.  His leadership on defense.  His leadership under the glass.  Folks can say whatever they want about Kevin Garnett, but I will tell you one thing, I will tell you no one in Chicago, not the Bulls, not their fans, want to see that man on the parquet floor come Saturday.

Public Spectacle: 

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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