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By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 @11:21 am
I’m down. I’m really down. I’m down. Down on the ground. I’m down. I’m really down. How can you laugh when you know I’m down. -The Beatles
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Down goes Brodeur! Down goes Brodeur! He is beaten! Who woulda thunk it? Not my boy Blue, I can tell you that. The Carolina Hurricanes thunked it. The Carolina Hurricanes own Martin Brodeur. Who owns da Chiefs? The Carolina Hurricanes own Martin Brodeur in crunch time. Crunch and munch time. The Hurricanes own Brodeur in roundhouse punch time. Like my main man Bruce Lee always says, “Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.” Read More »
By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 @10:03 am
Whenever you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the Truth. -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Last night Paul Pierce did what we’ve all been waiting for Paul Pierce to do. Last night, Paul Pierce stood up. Like Travis Bickle always says, ” Listen, you f**kers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.” Paul Pierce stood up and was counted. Paul Pierce stood up and took over. Big Baby: “He’s amazing. Nothing surprises me.” Read More »
By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 @4:00 pm
(TNT 7PM ET) From best of seven to best of three. I’m like Meatloaf on this one. I won’t be sad. ‘Cause I know two out of three ain’t bad. Wasn’t bad last year. Wasn’t bad when Atlanta took the Celtics to seven games. Wasn’t bad when the Bron Brons took the Celtics to seven games. It won’t be bad now. Get your popcorn ready!
By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 @2:00 pm
Righetti stretches…. 1-2 pitch… swing and a well-hit ball to deep right…. this ball is a grand slam. A grand slam home run Mickey Morandini and the Phillies have broken this game wide open. -Harry Kalas
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! The mighty mighty Washington Nationals smashed five bombs last against the reigning champeen Philadelphia Phillies. Bang, zoom go the fireworks! Not so fast there, Charlie. Not so fast there Charlie Slowes. Like my main man SheriffBuford T. Justice always says, ““Bank robbery?! Bank robbery is baby shit compared to what this dude’s doin!” Read More »
By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 @1:00 pm
It was three years ago today, Josh Q. Public taught the band to play. He’s been going in and out of style, but he’s guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I introduce to you, the act you’ve known for all these years, Josh Q. Public’s Lonely Hearts Club Band. -The Beatles
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Yes folks, it was just a little over three years ago today I started this thing on Blogspot. In honor of that monumentous occasion, I give you a repost of my first blog ever:
josh q. public on: Saturday, April 15, 2006 @9:10 pm
The legend begins!
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! 1st blog ever. I hope it doesn’t suck. This is just a test to see if I know what I’m doing. If I did this right, you will see a picture of Adrian Beltre, who definitely does suck. I should know. I drafted him way too high on my fantasy team.
By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 @10:26 am
Girls with boyfriends are the kind I like. I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike. -Beastie Boys
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! If you liked Jacoby Ellsbury stealing home the other night, you’re gonna love this. You’re gonna love Dexter Fowler. Like my main man John Robie always says, “Why did I take up stealing? To live better, to own things I couldn’t afford, to acquire this good taste that you now enjoy and which I should be very reluctant to give up.” If Dexter Fowler keeps this up, he’s going to live better. He’s going to own things he couldn’t afford. He’s going to acquire this good taste that you now enjoy and should be very reluctant to give up. Read More »
By: josh q. public on: Tuesday, April 28, 2009 @9:38 am
Nuggets 121 Hornets 63: Sweet sassy molassy! Now that’s what we like to call a good ole fashioned ass whoopin’. Just embarrassing. That 58-point embarrassment set an NBA record for embarrassments. Never before in NBA history had a road team embarrassed somebody by that much. Never ever. The biggest regular season embarrassment by a road team is Seattle’s 136-80 win at Houston back in ’86. The previous record for embarrassment by a road team in the playoffs was the Lakers’ 126-70 win against Golden State back in ’73. Chris Paul should be embarrassed. Read More »
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