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Meet The New Robby Cano

By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 @1:57 pm

Meet The New Robby Cano

Pull up at the function and you know I’m like Kojak to all the party people that are on my bozak.  I’ve got more action than my man John Woo, and I’ve got mad hits like I was Rod Carew.  -Beastie Boys

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Just a quick one.  A run and stick one.  Every day, my boy, the Half Bald Prince, sends me a text.  Said text goes something like this:  Cano is a beast!  Every day.  He may be right.  This may just be Robinson Cano’s true breakout year.  Wanna know why?  Huh?  Do ya?  Sure you do.  This may just be his true breakout year because he is fianlly waiting on pitches.  A curve ball’s what my pitch is.  So here we here we come like dum ditty dum, I keep all five boroughs in stitches.    

Last night, Robinson Cano saw twelve and ten pitches on consecutive at-bats in the Yankees’ victory at Detroit.  Last night snapped Cano’s streak of 281 consecutive plate appearances of less than ten pitches, dating back to last August.  How about that?  Like the man says, patience is a virtue.  You better listen what the man says.  Robby Cano is.

Public Spectacle

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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  1. 1
    eyebleaf Says:

    Aaron Hill > Robinson Cano

  2. 2

    for now. i like your boy emaus better.

  3. 3
    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    WTF??? I thought that 2000 Jeter post was outta line! But Cano? Why dont you just get that f—– shirt that reads "I Heart Yankees" to go with your Yankee cap and Yankee feety pajamas you cake eater. This is unacceptable.

  4. 4

    still angry i see. this afternoon couldnt have helped.

  5. 5
    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    maybe your not angry enough. Maybe your getting to soft. Maybe your just a closet Yankee fan who needs to come out ?

  6. 6

    i am 100% confident in my soxhood.

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