I suggest you take your bloody mess and find a piece of wire. Fix your broken jaw, then it’s time to retire. Punks jump up to get beat down! -Brand Nubian
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like my main man the Babe himself always says, “Every strike brings me closer to the next home run.” Damaso Marte was throwing strikes. Threw Strikes to Nick Green. Threw strikes to Dustin Pedroia. Threw strikes to Big Papi. Threw strikes to three out of four guys. All that did was bring him closer to Kevin Youkilis. Youuuuuuk! It had to be Youk. Wonderful Youk. It had to be Youk. Youk with the tremendous home run. Youk with the monumental home run. Youk with the historic home run. Yes Virginia, historic. In all the games these two teams have played, in all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, the last Red Sox player to hit an extra-inning walk-off home run against the Yankees was the imitable Jim Gosger, who connected in the 16th inning off the imitable Dooley Womack on June 4, 1966. How about that?
Mariano Rivera who? Horton hears a what? Mariano Rivera blew the save last night. What else is new? Rivera’s regular-season saves rate against the Red Sox is just seventy-nine percent, compared with ninety percent against all other teams. Ha ha ha. Roll Sox, roll!
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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