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Red Sox – Yankees: Here We Go Again!

By: josh q. public on: Friday, April 24, 2009 @12:55 pm

Red Sox   Yankees:  Here We Go Again!

Let’s begin again, begin the begin.  Let’s begin again like Martin Luther zen.  The mythology begins the begin.  -REM

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Woooo doggie!  Red Sox/Yankees.  If this doesn’t get your panties in a bunch, better call Dr. Kavorkian ‘cause there’s no hope for you.  May as well get the rope for you.  Maybe try some dope for you.  The greatest rivalry of them all.  Better than all the rest.  Better than Redskins/Cowboys.  Better than Ohio State/Michigan.  Better than Maple Leafs/Canadiens.  Better than Giants/Dodgers.  Better than all of ‘em.  I can’t wait.  Like Simba always says:  “Let every creature go for broke and sing.  Let’s hear it in the herd and on the wing.  It’s gonna be the Red Sox’ finest fling.  Oh, I just can’t wait to be king!”        

That’s right.  King of the jungle.  King of the AL Beast.  Where men are men and the games matter.  And the Yankees?  Just like Terry Malloy, this just ain’t your night.  Ain’t your series.  Ain’t your year.  Ain’t your decade.  The Sox get a title shot outdoors at the ballpark and what do the Yankees get?  A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville.  Ha ha ha!  Let the games begin! 

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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  1. 1

    You forgot, better than UNC v. Duke. What a Boston Sports bonanza. Y's v. Sox, Celtics righted the universe AND are on Saturday and the Bruins swept. Sparkit!

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    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    You know, you shouldent ignore my comments Josh. My sister ignored my comments once, ONCE!

    King of the AL beast? Aint you forgettin somebody? Like the BlueJays perhaps?

  3. 3

    in two two weeks you wont even remember the jays exist

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    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    did you stutter or are you saying four weeks? Which Yankee will Beckett bean first? Since when do you reply to comments? I thought that Miss America one was funny, No?

  5. 5

    ummm, errrr, miss america?

  6. 6

    i hope brett gardner. just because.

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    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    The answer is Mark Texiera

  8. 8

    its all good. jeter would be fun.

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    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    I believe the term used by your new buddy James was Faggot, it was said that the one contestant didnt win because of her views on gay marriage. Guess you had to be there

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    FtheYanksFtheSox Says:

    Yankees/Red Sox Rivalry is so over-hyped, over-played, and over exxaduraed….These players or fans of other teams couldn't give two squats weather they take 2 or 3 or 1 of 3….Only Yankees and Red Sox fans get a boner when they hear they are playing each other…

  11. 11

    is that why they're on nat'l tv twice this weekend?

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    steve Says:

    wow that was sooooooooooooooooo retarded all vidio game characters go through anouther character like that hwen they walk into ech other

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    lubdayankees Says:

    who won the world series in 09?

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    JayYankee Says:

    Yankees!!!