It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make it outta sight. -Rob Base & DJ E-Z Rock
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I feel all dirty doing this one. Makes me all hurty to do this one. Very dinconcerty to do this one. Feel like I should be putting on a ballet skirty to do this one. But this one I shall do. It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known. Last night, Andy Pettitte and Mariano Rivera combined to put the Oakland A’s to rest. These two cats have been putting a lot of folks to rest throughout their careers.
Last night, Mariano Rivera recorded his 57th save for Andy Pettitte. For those of you keeping score at home, that ties Dennis Eckersley and Bob Welch for the highest total in major-league history. Now just imagine if Andy didn’t cheat on his wife. Imagine if Andy’s wife didn’t make him spend three years of purgatory down in Houston. What kind of numbers would he and Mo have then? Ok, I’m gonna go take a shower now. Crying game style.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!