Just cut the stuff, ’til you get enough. ‘Cause we’re rougher than tougher and rougher tougher than tough! -Run DMC
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like my main man Popeye always says, “I’ve had all I can stands, I can’t stands no more.”
How many times do we have to see it? How many times do we have to see D-Rose flying to the hole? See him death defying to the hole? See him electrifying to the hole? How many time do we have to see Madison Square Gordon get into the lane? Get into the lane without shame? Again and again? Until he’s drinking champagne? Enough is enough. The Boston Celtics need to get tough. Rough and tough. HR Puffnstuff. Can’t get a little ’cause you cant get enough.
Yes sports fans, the Celtics need to get rough. Like Kevin McHale got rough. Like Kevin McHale got rough back in 1984. Back in 1984 against the Los Angeles Lakers. The Showtime Lakers. The Jack Nicholson Lakers. The Dancing Barry Lakers. Bird Vs. Magic. East Coast Vs. West Coast. The Celtics were just embarrassed in Game Three. Just humiliated in Game Three. Just abased in Game Three. And it was happening again. Happening again in Game Four.
Magic was going coast-to-coast all willy-nilly like. Big Game James was going to the rack unmercifully. Byron Scott was knocking down jumper after jumper. Kareem was skyhooking with reckless abandon. And that’s when it happened. That’s when I saw her, ooh, I saw her. She walked in through the out door, out door. Kevin McHale walked in through the out door, out door. Kevin McHale walked in through the out door and smashed Kurt Rambis to the ground. He simply caught that four eyed freak in mid-air, grabbed him around the neck, and threw him to the ground.
It was brutal. It was mesmerizing. It was tantalizing. Captivating. Devastating. That’s the no lay-up rule baby! It turned around the game. It turned around the series. It turned around the way Pat Riley coached basketball for evermore. It is what the Celtics desperately need to employ. Right here. Right now.
Derrick Rose goes flying to the rim? Smash him to the ground. No lay-up rule. Ben Gordon gets into the lane? Smash him to the ground. No lay-up rule. The joke is over. Fun and games are over. This ain’t no party. This ain’t no disco. This ain’t no fooling around. No time for dancing. Or lovey dovey. I ain’t got time for that now. This is playoff basketball, I ain’t got time for any of it. And neither should the Celtics.
Public Spectacle Next time Derrick Rose goes to the rim, this is what the Celtics must do:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
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So what your suggesting is the go Hockey Goon here? Suggesting they go Zedeno Chara here? OK !
Not quite ready to use the "Diamond" derrick yet? I understand. Do you realy think you can go all the way without the big ticket?
A) yes, thats exactly what i'm saying.
2) Eff Derrick Rose
#) Not unless Paul Pierce picks up his game two or three fold.AND the employ they employ no layup rule.
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How about a whole new sport that mixes basketball with all star wrestling. Joshie, you can't be such a Boston fan that anything goes as long as your guys win. If Boston goes violent with the Lakers, these Lakers are not Magic Johnson's smiling Lakers. They'll fight back and it won't be pretty.
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actually i am such a fan. at this point, i'll just be ecstatic if we make it to the lakers.