Lordy, lordy, lordy. Big and bad as we can be. This is what it means when we swing on you brother. -Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Toronto Maple Leafs president Brian Burke once said, ”Hockey is a man’s game. The team with the most real men wins.” The Big Bad Boston Bruins have real men. Real men on defense. The Big Bad Bruins won. Zdeno Chara is a real man. All 6′9″ of him. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Zdeno Chara is the most dominant defender on the ice. Whenever, wherever, he is on the ice.
Last night, Zdeno Chara was on the point. He was on the point during a powerplay. Last night, Zdeno Chara did what he always does when he on the point during a plowerplay; he brought down the sledgehammer. I want to be your sledgehammer. Why don’t you call my name? Marc Savard called his name. Knock knock. Who’s there? Zdeno Chara bitch!
Yes sports fans, Zdeno Chara scored the winner winner chicken dinner. That should come as no surprise. Bruins defensemen led the NHL with fifty goals this season. How about that? How about this? Boston had not led the league in defense scoring since the 1988-89 season. You know who was patrolling the blue line then, don’t you? Sure you do. Ray Bourque was patrolling the blue line then. He and Glen Wesley and company. Those cats led all NHL defenses with seventy goals. Those cats would have won a Cup it weren’t for a fellow named Gretzky. There’s no fellow named Gretzky now.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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