Down. The paint is peelin’. Now. When the chips are down. Down. You gotta lose all feelin’. Now. When the chips are down. Down. Your head goes round-n-round. Round. When the chips are down. -Terror Squad.
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans? Baseball. Oh doctor! Like my main man Roy Hobbs always says: ”God, I love baseball.” Me too Roy, me too. I love my Red Sox, and I love Big Papi. The most feared hitter in all of baseball. The most cheered hitter in all of baseball. The most endeared hitter in all of baseball. A man so strong, Superman owns a pair of Big Papi pajamas. A man so tough, when the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Big Papi. He is feared because he is clutch. Bill James be damned.
He gets the big hits. Giving folks a case of the big fits. A bigger treat than the Banana Splits. Over hill and highway the banana buggies go. Comin’ on to bring you The Banana Splits Show.
- Big hits like Carlton Fisk. If it stays fair…home run!
- Big hits like Ozzie Smith. Go crazy folks, go crazy!
- Big hits like Kirk Gibson. I don’t believe…what I just saw!
- Big hits like Joe Carter. The winners, and still world champions, the Toronto Blue Jays!
- Big hits like the OG. The original Glove, Bill Mazeroski. Back to the wall goes Berra…
- Big hits like Bobby Thompson. The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!
- Big hits like Steve Garvey. In a game that absolutely defies description.
- Big hits like Magglio Ordonez. Oh man…Ordonez around third…He’s into a mobs scene at home!
- Big hits like Kirby Puckett. Touch ‘em all, Kirby Puckett! Touch ‘em all!
Big hits all the time. Big hits that make me want to rhyme. So many big hits, it’s gotta be a crime. Since the start of the 2002 season, Big Papi has fifteen game-ending hits. Since the start of the 2002 season, Big Papi has more game-ending hits than anybody. Anybody. But somebody’s closing in.
That somebody is Joe Crede. Last night, Joe Crede had an RBI-double in the 11th. Last night, Joe Crede had the winner winner chicken dinner. Last night, Joe Crede had his 12th walkoff hit since the start of the 2002 season. Good enough for second place. Second place behind Big Papi.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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