David Haye Hates The Klitschkos

I’m gonna knock you out!  Mama said knock you out!  -LL Cool J

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  It’s on!  After months and months of protracted negotiations, the David Haye – Wladimir Klitschko fight is on for June 20.  In order to secure a fight with Vitali Klitschko, Hayes had to agree to to meet Wladimir twice and then he gets to fight the younger Klitscchko if he wins.  The Hayemaker does not like this.  He does like it one bit.  The Hayemaker says, “I’ve got to fight three Klitschkos.  It’s a joke.  But if it’s the only way these chumps will get in a ring with me, it’s what I’ve got to do.”  The Hayemaker says, “They’re not real champions and they are not warriors.”  They Hayemaker says, “Once I knock Wladimir out, he won’t want to go near me again in a million years.  As for Vitali, once I knock him out, that’s it, he’s finished.  So I don’t think I’ll have a third fight unless they wheel out one of the uncles.”  I say, get your popcorn ready!

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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