
Heavy boots of lead. Fills his victims full of dread. Running as fast as they can. Iron man lives again! -Black Sabbath
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Just a quick one. A lickety-split one. The Seattle Mariners placed Ichiro Suzuki on the disabled list today. Big deal you say? Who cares you say? I say Ichiro has played 1280 games since he entered the majors in 2001. I say that’s the most for any player in the big leagues today. I say that’s twelve more than runner-up than runner-up El Comedulce, Bobby Abreu. How sweet it is. Just so you know, El Comedulce means candy eater. Is that anything like cake eater? You know, a guy who is addicted to noodle juice parties. A guy who nibbles at cakes at such parties. A guy who wears his mop up his sleeve. The opposite to a he-man. A sissy. Just asking. 1268 games in a row ain’t no sissy. But still.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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Great question. I know this. He was no cake eater with the phillies, but with the Yakees nothing but noodle juice. Candy Eater? Better get your crack staff on this one.
I read a blurp or heard a blurp that he's suffering from stomach ulcer, which is why he's going into disabled list? I'm not a sports-minded person, so I don't know if I used the "disabled list" correctly or not.
Tasha
28 and counting
@tashabud- you are correct sir
blue- huh?
Huh what? Shouldent you be writing something? I'll give you some hint's.
1. that idiot Avery's cheap ass head slap of your goalie
2. Ollie (fat boy ) Perez got rocked after giving up some walks for the gazzillionth time in his career
3. Thoughts on the new citi field?
4. Devils win 2nd in a row – Blue Huh?= Langenbrunner 28th goal last night. 2 the night before, I'm surprized you didnt get that rite off the bat. Dont you know me? When I'm not Keith Hernandez that is….