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Iron Man Ichiro Shows Rust

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, April 4, 2009 @2:30 pm

Iron Man Ichiro Shows Rust

Heavy boots of lead.  Fills his victims full of dread.  Running as fast as they can.  Iron man lives again!  -Black Sabbath

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Just a quick one.  A lickety-split one.  The Seattle Mariners placed Ichiro Suzuki on the disabled list today.  Big deal you say?  Who cares you say?  I say Ichiro has played 1280 games since he entered the majors in 2001.  I say that’s the most for any player in the big leagues today.  I say that’s twelve more than runner-up than runner-up El Comedulce,  Bobby Abreu.  How sweet it is.  Just so you know, El Comedulce means candy eater.  Is that anything like cake eater?  You know, a guy who is addicted to noodle juice parties.  A guy who nibbles at cakes at such parties.  A guy who wears his mop up his sleeve.  The opposite to a he-man.  A sissy.  Just asking.  1268 games in a row ain’t no sissy.  But still.

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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  1. 1
    Blue Says:

    Great question. I know this. He was no cake eater with the phillies, but with the Yakees nothing but noodle juice. Candy Eater? Better get your crack staff on this one.

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    tashabud Says:

    I read a blurp or heard a blurp that he's suffering from stomach ulcer, which is why he's going into disabled list? I'm not a sports-minded person, so I don't know if I used the "disabled list" correctly or not.

    Tasha

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    Jamie Langenbrunner Says:

    28 and counting

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    @tashabud- you are correct sir

    blue- huh?

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    Jamie Langenbrunner Says:

    Huh what? Shouldent you be writing something? I'll give you some hint's.
    1. that idiot Avery's cheap ass head slap of your goalie
    2. Ollie (fat boy ) Perez got rocked after giving up some walks for the gazzillionth time in his career
    3. Thoughts on the new citi field?
    4. Devils win 2nd in a row – Blue Huh?= Langenbrunner 28th goal last night. 2 the night before, I'm surprized you didnt get that rite off the bat. Dont you know me? When I'm not Keith Hernandez that is….