(TNT 7PM ET) I’m sick of hearing it. I pray to god if I ever had a grievance I’d have a little more self respect. I guess they don’t call ‘em the Baby Bulls for nothing. I’m sick of hearing the Boston Celtics are dirty. I’m sick of hearing the Boston Celtics have no class. I want you to get these f**ks where they breathe! I want you to find these nancy-boy Chicago Bulls. I want them DEAD! I want their families DEAD! I want their houses burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON THIER ASHES! The Bulls pull a knife, we pull a gun. They send one of ours to the hospital, we send one of theirs to the morgue. That’s the Boston Celtics way! Get your popcorn ready! Read More »
Well Im not dumb but I can’t understand why she walked like a woman and talked like a man. Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola. -Kinks
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! This is rich. It really is. After all these years I’ve been calling Alex Rodriguez A-Broad, it turns out I was right. According to TMZ, in a brand new report from the person who broke the original A-Rod steroid story a few months ago, it appears some of A-Rod’s Yankees teammates called him “Bitch Tits” in 2005 because he allegedly developed man boobies from steroids. What’s even more surprising is this NY Daily News Report:
In one shocking disclosure, the book accuses A-Rod of “pitch tipping” when he was with the Rangers – letting a friendly opponent at the plate know which pitch was coming in lopsided games.
Who knew A-Broad had friends?
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Flash a-ah, savior of the universe. Flash a-ah, he’ll save everyone of us. Flash a-ah, he’s a miracle. Flash a-ah, king of the impossible. -Queen
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I once heard Blondie sing, “Flash is fast, Flash is cool
Francois sez fas, Flashe’ no do.” Flash wasn’t so fast last night. Flash wasn’t so cool last night. I’m not talking about him hitting the floor in the first half. I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about before that. Dwyane Wade didn’t make his first field goal until the 21st minute of the Heat’s 106-91 loss at Atlanta. That was the furthest into a postseason game that Wade ever played before hitting a field goal. In fact, he’s only failed to make a field goal in the first quarter of just four of fifty-eight previous playoff games. That ain’t too flashy.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Damn right the Fire Marshall wanna shut us down. Get us out so someone can gun us down. -Ludacris
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! What’s crack-a-lacking sports fans? How about that? How ’bout them juggernaut Boston Red Sox? Them sluggernaut Boston Red Sox. Them punch you in the muggernaut Boston Red Sox. Like my main man Jesse Jackson always says, “You must not surrender! We must never surrender! Keep hope alive. Keep hope alive! Keep hope alive!” That’s what these never say die Sox do. That’s what these punch you in your eye Sox do. They give us a reason to hope. They give us hope to carry on. Read More »
(ABC 9PM ET) Tonight, Lost hits the milestone of its 100th episode. Hooray Lost! Tonight will be will be Daniel Faraday’s first flashback episode. Hooray Daniel Faraday! Tonight, Daniel Faraday will come clean and reveal all the secrets that he knows about the island. Hooray secrets! I saw the commercial. In the commercial Faraday says, “anyone of us can die.” Get your popcorn ready!
Peace out homies! Six Two and Even!
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Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
If you ain’t leavin here with us, you can walk home ’cause someone else will, they know how we ride. If you a playboy, you got one on the Eastside. Keep your mouth closed, we don’t let the beef ride. -Lloyd Banks
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! It all started in my youth. I took my first taste when I was about nine. And unlike Bubba, I inhaled, deeply. Pro wrestling was my poison. The minute I saw those Valiants, I was hooked. Handsome Jimmy Valiant, the Boogie Woogie Man. His brothers Luscious Johnny and Gentleman Jerry. Champs. Heroes. From there on in, I needed my fix. Every Saturday morning at 11am, I was there. Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, I’ll be there. Wherever liberty is threatened, I’ll be there. I was there for Playboy Buddy Rose. Read More »
I’m mad at Hank Aaron for deciding to play one more season. I threw him his last home run and thought I’d be remembered forever. Now, I’ll have to throw him another. -Bill Lee
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don’t you think?
Just 745 more to go. Just 745 more home runs and Carlos Zambrano catches Barry Bonds. How about that? How about this? Last night, Carlos Zambrano hit his 17th career home run. He hit his 17th career home run in the Cubs’ 11-3 win over the Arizona Diamondbacks. That moves the Big Z past Jim Kaat. Kitty Kaat hit sixteen bombs. Meow! Zambrano now has the highest home-run total by a pitcher since Bob Gibson retired with twenty-four career bombs following the 1975 season.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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