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Lancelot Links: Afternoon Edition

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @3:00 pm

Lancelot Links: Afternoon Edition

This afternoon’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:

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Will Ferrell: Bat Fight

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @2:00 pm

Eastbound And Down may be over, but the spirit of Ashley Schaeffer lives on:

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Dontrelle Willis Says, “I’m Not Crazy”

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @1:17 pm

Dontrelle Willis Says, Im Not Crazy

Wire, briar, limber lock.  Three geese in a flock.  One flew east, and one flew west, and one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.  -Mother’s Goose

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Earlier this preseason, Jim Leyland said Dontrelle Willis, “Looks tremendous right now.”  Earlier this preseason, Dontrelle Willis was attacking the strike zone.  He was working low.  He was working inside and out.  He was firing fastballs.  He was mixing changeups and breaking balls to every batter he faced. He was looking good.  He was looking more and more like the D-Train we all knew and loved.  What the heck happened?       Read More »

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Root Root Root For The Home Team

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @12:30 pm

Root Root Root For The Home Team

Home is where the heart is, home is so remote.  Home is just emotion sticking in my throat.  Home is hard to swallow, home is like a rock.  Home is good clean living, home is – I forgot.  -Lene Lovich

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  Just a quick little fun factoid for y’all.  Just a quick little fun cracker jacktoid for y’all.  A quick little fun diversionary attacktoid for y’all.  Yesterday, when the Kings held on to defeat the Suns in Sacramento, that capped a perfect day for the home teams.  Yesterday, the home teams won each of the nine NBA games on the slate.  Big deal?  So what?  I’ll tell you so what.  I’ll tell you it had been more than three years since the last time NBA home teams went 9-0 (or better) on the same day.  I’ll tell you there have been only four days in NBA history on which the home teams have gone 10-0.  How about that?

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Coach Cal Has Sights Set On Kentucky

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @11:35 am

Coach Cal Has Sights Set On Kentucky

Big time.  I’m on my way, I’m making it.  Big time.  I’ve got to make it show, yeah.  Big time.  So much larger than life.  -Peter Gabriel

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  In his first seventeen seasons as a collegiate head coach, John Calipari’s has a record of 446–139.  His record in the NCAA Tournament is 25–10. His teams have made eleven NCAA tournament appearances, including reaching the Sweet Sixteen seven times, the Elite Eight five times, the Final Four twice, and the championship game once.  You shouldn’t grab me, Johnny.  My mother grabbed me once…Once!  John Calipari wants more.  John Calipari has his sights set on Kentucky.    Read More »

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Randy Moeller Is Out Of His Mind

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @10:30 am

I’ve been meaning to put this guy up for some time now.  I’ve been meaning to put up the guy who artfully combines a famous movie line with the scoring of a goal by a Florida Panthers player.  I’ve been meaning to put up Randy Moeller:

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In Like A Lamb Out Like A Tiger

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @9:52 am

In Like A Lamb Out Like A Tiger

And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger.  -Survivor

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  I’m not a golf guy.  I don’t even play one on TV.  I do love me some Tiger Woods.  Heeeeeeeee’s Great!  I’ve been waiting for this.  Anticipating for this.  Waiting and anticipating for Tiger’s big comeback.  I know.  Don’t call it a comeback.  He’s been here for years, rockin’ his peers and puttin’ suckas in fear.  He rocked his peers yesterday at Bay Hill.  Put suckas in fear yesterday at Bay Hill.  Yesterday,  while you were watching the Madness, I watched Tiger Woods come storming back and done do what he always done does at Bay Hill.  Or a t least what he done did in three of his six Bay Hill victories.  I watched Tiger Woods saunter up and knock down a birdie putt on the last hole for the winner winner chicken dinner.  Yowza!       Read More »

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Reveille

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 30, 2009 @8:56 am

Reveille

BU 2  UNH 1:  Everybody’s yipping about UConn.  Everybody’s yapping about Villanova.  Yipping and yapping about Big East basketball.  Just so you know, not that you care, their frozen counterparts are doing some things too.  Hockey East is doing some things too.       Read More »

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Dirt Nap: George Kell

By: josh q. public on: Sunday, March 29, 2009 @11:01 am

Dirt Nap:  George Kell

I’ve lived a life that’s full.  I’ve traveled each and every highway.  And more, much more than this, I did it my way.  -Frank Sinatra

SWIFTON, AR (JQP) – George Clyde Kell -  Hiya Tigers’ fans.  Biya George Kell.  Tuesday, eighty-six year-old Hall of Fame third baseman George Kell died in his sleep at his home.  For those of you don’t know, George Kell was a ballplayer.  For those of you don’t know, George Kell was one heck of a ballplayer.  For those of you don’t know, George Kell will forever be known as the man who beat Ted Williams. Read More »

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Game Of The Night: Villanova v. Pittsburgh

By: josh q. public on: Saturday, March 28, 2009 @3:30 pm

Game Of The Night:  Villanova v. Pittsburgh

(CBS 7:05PM ET)  I can’t wait!  I can’t wait for the slugfest.  The punch you in your mugfest.  The who’s gonna squash who like a bugfest.  Like my main man Tommy Udo, “For a nickel , [these two teams] would grab him, stick both thumbs in his eyes and hang on until he was dead.”  This game is not for the meek.  This game is not for the feint of heart.  These two teams are not pretty.  These two two teams do not mind a little contact, in fact, they embrace it.  Get your popcorn ready!

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