And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night, and he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger. -Survivor
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I’m not a golf guy. I don’t even play one on TV. I do love me some Tiger Woods. Heeeeeeeee’s Great! I’ve been waiting for this. Anticipating for this. Waiting and anticipating for Tiger’s big comeback. I know. Don’t call it a comeback. He’s been here for years, rockin’ his peers and puttin’ suckas in fear. He rocked his peers yesterday at Bay Hill. Put suckas in fear yesterday at Bay Hill. Yesterday, while you were watching the Madness, I watched Tiger Woods come storming back and done do what he always done does at Bay Hill. Or a t least what he done did in three of his six Bay Hill victories. I watched Tiger Woods saunter up and knock down a birdie putt on the last hole for the winner winner chicken dinner. Yowza!
Last seen, Tiger Woods was limping around the jungles of Torrey Pines on one leg and winning last June’s U.S. Open. Last seen, Tiger Woods was on the kind of run our grandkids will be talking about. Like we talk about Arnold Palmer. Like we talk about Ben Hogan. Like we talk about Jack Nicklaus. Like we talk about Sam Snead. Only better.
For more than ten years now, Tiger has been the best at what he does. For more than ten years now, Tiger has been the best in show. Since he won the Masters back in 1997, Tiger has been the best golfer in the world. Reign of Terror. La Grande Terreur. La Grande Terreur, Edwin Moses style.
And, as good as he’s been, as good as he’s been, he’s better now. What you see is what you get and you ain’t seen nothing yet. Never in the history of sports has the best so far distanced themselves from everybody else. Get your popcorn ready. The greatest athlete in the world has just gotten started again.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!