Psycho Killer, qu’est-ce que c’est? Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa. Better run run run run run run run away. -Talking Heads
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Shawn Johnson is an American artistic gymnast. Shawn Johnson is a gold medal winning American artistic gymnast. Shawn Johnson is a gold medal winning American artistic gymnast who is now on Dancing With the Stars. It appears Shawn Johnson has a not so secret admirer.
Monday afternoon, Robert Michael O’Ryan jumped the fence at CBS Studios, where Dancing With the Stars is taped. He just wanted to get a little closer to Shawn. A little too close. Lewis Scott close. Robert Michael O’Ryan is the romantic type. Robert Michael O’Ryan had a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, duct tape, zip ties and a map in his car at the time of the incident. Yikes!
O’Ryan said he believes that Johnson speaks to him personally through the television set. O’Ryan said they will have a child together. O’Ryan said he would be with her no matter what. I say O’Ryan sounds a lot like David Berkowitz. I say he sounds a lot like Gunter Parche. I say he sounds a lot like Mark David Chapman. I say it’s lucky they caught this guy.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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