Spurs 102 Hawks 92: This Tony Parker character is having some season. Last night, Parker put up forty-two big points. Last night, Parker put up ten big assists. It was Parker’s second game in forty-eight hours with at least thirty big points and ten assists. And he wants the rest of you cowboys to know something, there’s a new sheriff in town. And his name is Tony Parker. So y’all be cool. Right on!
Tony Parker was cool for the second game this season in which he scored 40-or-more points and handed out at least ten assists. Only one other player in the Spurs’ 33-year NBA history has ever been that cool. Only Alvin Robertson back in ’88 was that. And Alvin Robertson was only that cool once. Once! You shouldn’t hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once!
Suns 118 Jazz 114: I’m hearing a lot talk these days about how good these Jazz are. The streets is talkin’. Folks is gossipin’. I’ll tell you what I’m saying. I’ll tell you what I’m gossipin’ about. I’ll tell you the Jazz is road kill. I’ll tell you Utah is now 1-14 in road games this season against teams with a winning record. I’ll tell you there are seven other NBA teams with fewer than two road wins against teams currently above the .500 mark, but none of them are going to the playoffs. I’ll tell you, unless the Jazz gets this nonsense straightened out, they’re not going very far in the playoffs.
Ducks 7 Avalanche 2: Just call him the Road Warrior. Fear is our ally. The gasoline will be ours. Corey Perry got him some gasoline last night. A ella le gusta la gasolina. Dame mas gasolina. Corey Perry scored a pair of goals for the Ducks in their 7-2 rout of the Avalanche last night. It was Perry’s seventh two-goal game over the last two seasons, all of which have come on the road. Como le encanta la gasolina. Dame mas gasolina.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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