Kansas 60 Dayton 43: Rock, chalk, Jayhawk! Rock, chalk Cole Aldrich. Yesterday, Cole Aldrich had thirteen big points. Yesterday, Cole Aldrich had twenty huge rebounds. Yesterday, Cole Aldrich had ten tremendous blocked shots. You know what that makes boys and girls, don’t you? Sure you do. That makes what the kids like to call a triple-double. Not just any triple double. That makes an historic triple-double.
That makes the sixth official triple-double in tournament history. Pretty good, right? Wait, it gets better. Cole Aldrich’s triple-double is only the second triple-double that involved blocked shots. LSU’s Shaquille O’Neal is the only other player to do such a thing. Pretty good, right? Wait, it gets even betterer. Aldrich is the first player ever with at least thirty-six points and at least thirty-three or more rebounds over his first two games of the tournament since Tim Duncan did such a thing for Wake Forest back in ‘97. Cole Aldrich, the Big Fundamental and the Big Shaqtus, how about that?
Japan 9 USA 4: Japan beat the USA last night the way they’ve beating teams all along; they threw the ball, they caught the ball, they hit the ball. Jimmy Rollins: “They just play baseball.” That’s more than Brian Roberts can say. That’s more than Derek Jeter can say. Roberts’ error in the fourth and Jeter’s error in the eighth were enough to send Japan to the finals and enough to send Team USA back to their respected training camps where hopefully they will work on the fundamentals.
Big Bad Bruins 4 Devils 1: The reports of the Bruins’ death have been greatly exaggerated. In the biggest game of this NHL season, the Bruins came up the biggest and baddest. Nobody came up bigger and badder than goalie Tim Thomas. Last night, Tim Thomas came up big and bad and stopped forty-one of New Jersey’s forty-two shots on goal. Yowza! If Thomas continues to play between the pipes like that from here on out, no one’s beating the Bruins. No one. Not even Martin Brodeur and the New Jersey Devils.
Cavaliers 96 Nets 88:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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Get a grip cake eater, It was 1 game, 1 Fricken game, with a few nice little deflections off devils skates and some good puck bounces and what not. Oh, and did I mention an inflated number of power plays. Hey, enjoy that not so big win whilst you can. You aint gettin that lucky over 7 games in the finals. If , and I mean IF, you join the Devils in the finals
ha ha ha ha! bruins win! Bruins win! Bruins win! suckers.