Madness, madness, they call it madness. I’m about to explain that someone is losing their brain. Madness, madness, I call it gladness. -Madness
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Yup, here we go, daddy-o. Let’s get ready for the show. Let’s get ready for the greatest show on earth. Let’s get ready for March Madness. Let’s get ready for the Diaper Dandies. The PTPers. The dipsy-doo dunkeroo diddle dop slam-jam-bams. The Maalox Mashers and slap a lapper nappers. It’s super scintillating sensational baby! And it’s here. The madness is here so call the fire chief cause he’s on fire fizzle fop bizzle bam! Whoyagot?
I got Memphis. I got the best defense in all of basketballdom. Defense wins championships. So do point guards. Tyreke Evans point guards. This is about the time Derrick Rose put himself on the map last year. This is the time Tyreke Evans will put himself on the map this year.
What about you? You like UConn? You say Jerome Dyson who? You say AJ Price is just as nice? With Hasheem Thabeet you’ll roll the dice? I don’t blame you. If he plays as big as he is, how can you not like these guys. Thabeet wasn’t quite ready last season. He is now. So is UConn.
What about North Carolina-lina? Are you a Tar Heel born? Are you a Tar Heel bred? When you die, will you be Tar Heel dead? Some folks thought Carolina-lina might go undefeated this year. Some folks thought you said are you all right Spider. The Tar Heels should be all right. Las Vegas seems to think so. In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to beat the casino, the dealers are watching the players. The box men are watching the dealers. The floor men are watching the box men. The pit bosses are watching the floor men. The shift bosses are watching the pit bosses. The casino manager is watching the shift bosses. I’m watching the casino manager. And the eye-in-the-sky is watching us all.
The eye-in-the-sky has the Tar Heels as their 2-1 favorites to win the title on April 6 in Detroit.
You want a sleeper? One that you can keeper? Fresh off the rubbish heaper? There’s no to need to fear, the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers are here. The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers have four reliable scorers. The Western Kentucky Hilltoppers have a seven-game winning streak and have lost only once since January. Once! And most importantly, most importantly, the Western Kentucky Hilltoppers beat the ever lovin’ stuffings out of Louisville earlier this season. There’s your sleeper.
Here’s one more team I like. One more team poised to strike. One more team to hitch your bike. Here’s the number four seed in the East. Here’s the Xavier Musketeers. All for one and one for all. I know they just lost to lowly Temple in the A-10 final. I don’t care. Last year the Musketeers were just one win away from making it to the Final Four. This year might be the same. This year they have to go through the mighty mighty Pitt Panthers. Still, I like their chances. I like Dante Jackson. I like the way the Xavier point guard has the ability to diminish turnovers. I like how he passes the rock. He is the most crucial part of Xavier’s success.
Yes March is Madness is here. Come dancing, come on brother, have yourself a ball. Don’t be afraid to come dancing, it’s only natural.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!