Matt Cassel Owes Bernie Pollard Some Money

Hey, dirty, baby I got your money.  Don’t your worry.  I said hey, baby I got your money.  -Kelis

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Matt Cassel should pay the man his money.  He should pay Bernie Pollard his money.  I did my caper.  He owes me.  Everyone’s flashing stuff.  They got money.  Matt Cassel’s flashing stuff.  Matt Cassel got money.  Matt Cassel got a cool 14.65 million.  A cool 14.65 million dollars due to the unfortunate demise of one Mr. Tom Brady.  Due to the unfortunate demise of one Mr. Tom Brady at the hands one Bernie Pollard.  Big score coming from Air France.  Bags of money coming in.  Bags of money due to Bernie Pollard that one fateful day in September.       

I’m not saying what Randy Moss was saying.  I’m not saying, “When I watched it, it looked dirty to me… Any time you see something like that, that looks foul, it looks dirty, it opens your eyes.  So, me personally, it looked dirty.”  I’m not saying that all.  All I’m saying is, if it weren’t for that one fateful day in September, Matt Cassel would not be the rich man he is today.  Matt Cassel would still be carrying a clipboard up and down the Foxboro sidelines. 

That one speck of time.  That one poke check in time.  That one disability check in time.  That was the best time of Matt Cassel’s life.  He’ll never tell you that though.  He’ll tell you something like, “We gotta play ‘em one day at a time.”  He’ll tell you something like, ” I’m just happy to be here and hope I can help the ballclub.” He’ll tell you something like, “I just wanta give it my best shot and, Good Lord willing, things’ll work out.”  That’s what he’d tell you something like.

• I’d tell you, if not for that,  Matt Cassel would never have become AFC Offensive Player of the Week for his Week 7 performance against the Denver Broncos on Monday Night Football.  He never would have had 183 passing yards and three touchdowns in a 41–7 rout, which gave him his first three touchdown pass game.
• I’d tell you, if not for that,  Matt Cassel would never have become only the fifth player in NFL history to throw for 400-or-more yards in each of back-to-back games.  Back-to-back in two big games.  Two important games.  Two big, important games against division opponents.  Eye catching games.  One of those games, another AFC Offensive Player of the Week game. 
• I’d tell you, if not for that,  Matt Cassel would never have became only the second player in the last six seasons to run for a touchdown and throw for 400-or-more yards in the same game. 
• I’d tell you, if not for that,  Matt Cassel would never have had the opportunity to  pay his father the ultimate respect.  Matt Cassel would never have had the opportunity to throw for a career-high four scores just a few short days after his father passed away.  I never met Matt Cassel’s father, but I once heard Brett Favre say this after death of his own father: “I knew that my dad would have wanted me to play.”  Play Matt Cassel did.
• I’ d say, if not for that, Matt Cassel would not be rich bitch.

I don’t blame him. I like Matt Cassel.  I do.  I once said, “I’ll take my chances with Matt Cassel.  I’ll go to the dances with Matt Cassel.  Put all my finances on Matt Cassel.  I know he’s no Tom Brady.  He doesn’t have to be.  He doesn’t have to out run the bear, he just has to out run you.”  I meant it.  And keep one other thing in mind.  Keep in mind, Tom Brady owes Mo Lewis some money too.  I’m just saying.  I’m just saying Matt Cassel owes Bernie Pollard some money.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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