
Yes he’s a chief, he’s a king, but above everything, he’s the most tip top, Top Cat! -Top Cat
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! It’s here, it’s finally here. Selection Sunday is here. The new phone book’s here! The new phone book’s here! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity, your name in print, that makes people. I’m in print! Things are going to start happening to me now. Things are going to start happening for Chief Kickingstallionsims. With a name like that, how could they not? With a name like that, how can you help yourself from rooting for him? Just like you couldn’t help yourself from rooting for God Shamgod. Stupid Chauncey Billups.
Yes folks, I’m rooting for Chief Kickingstallionsims. Alabama State’s Chief Kickingstallionsims. I like guys with cool names. With funny names. With strange names, pet names. Guys like X-Ray Hipp. Guys like Pops Mensah-Bonsu. Guys like Beloved Rogers and Fennis Dembo. I like Chief Kickingstallionsims.
Other great names of college basketball:
- Baskerville Holmes
- Uwe Blab
- Majestic Mapp
- Ya Ya Dia
- Scientific Mapp
- Ruben Boumtje Boumtje
- Pooh Richardson
- Dana Dingle
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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Paris London represent!
i dont know what that means
Dipo Popoola
Willie Dingle
Parfait Bitee
Chris Porn
Uwemedimo Eshietedoho
Idong Ibok
and my personal favorite – Longar Longar
great work, did sven nater play college basketball? Pooh Jeter too.
this list is quite disrespectful. as an African i'm quite offended that you find our names amusing.