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Terrell Owens: Mr Freeze

By: josh q. public on: Monday, March 9, 2009 @12:42 pm

Terrell Owens:  Mr Freeze

I’m Mister Green Christmas, I’m Mister Sun.  I’m Mister Heat Blister, I’m Mister Hundred and One.  They call me Heat Miser, whatever I touch… starts to melt in my clutch…I’m too much!  -The Year Without santa Claus

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Quickly now.  Very quickly.  Buffalo Bills fans  are worried about  Terrell Owens.  As well they should be.  They are worried about the atmosphere in the locker room.  They are worried about how he will deal with quarterback Trent Edwards.  They are worried about  a lot of things.  What they should be worried about is Terrell Owens’ cold weather performances.     

Terrell Owens played four games in weather below fifty degrees.  He averaged forty YPG in those games.  He averaged over seventy-three YPG for the rest of the season.  Buffalo ain’t the warmest the place in the world to play football.  Au contraire mon frere.  Last season, the Bills played seven games in weather below fifty degrees.  I’m just saying.

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    I'm Keith Hernandez Says:

    Miami, jacksonville, Carolina, Atlanta, Tennessee, and Kansas city. That works, 6 million for 6 fair weather games

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    The Zoner Says:

    Cuz I'm the one with fat mad skills/and I won't choke like the Buffalo Bills

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    the bills stink w or w/out TO

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    that's pretty good. the bills stink w or w/out TO

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