(VS 7:30PM ET) Face it, there’s nothing on tonight. Nothing. Only degenerate gamblers and die hard alums will be watching the NITs. At one point this season, it wouldn’t have been so far fetched to say this matchup could be a preview of the Stanley Cup Finals. Now it is. Get your popcorn ready!
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This afternoon’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:
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Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on. Hang on sloopy, sloopy hang on. -The McCoys
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! There was a time when Jason Isringhausen was one of, if not the best, closers in baseball. After Izzy’s signing with the Cardinals before the 2002 season, St. Louis won the Central Division four out of five years. They made it to World Series in two of those years. Won it all in ’06. Izzy was one of the major reasons for that success. Izzy had a league-leading forty-seven saves in 2004 and had a second-best 2.14 ERA in 2005. On top world of the world looking down on creation. Read More »
I love the sound of breaking glass deep into the night. l love the sound of its condition flying all around. -Nick Lowe
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Kirk Snyder was a first round draft pick of the Utah Jazz. He also played for the Hornets. He also played for the Rockets. He also played for the Timberwolves. He also played for the Chinese Basketball Association’s Zhejiang Horses. Now it looks like he’ll playing in jail. According to the Cincinnati Enquirer, Kirk Snyder was arrested early Monday morning after he broke into a neighbor’s home and attacked the man while he was sleeping. The report goes on to say that a female resident was awakened by the sound of glass breaking downstairs. When she got up to investigate, “a tall assailant” pushed her aside and ran to the upstairs bedroom where he began to beat the living daylights out of her sleeping husband. I’m sure there’ll be more to this story. A lot more.
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Shaquille O’Neal: 15-time NBA all-star, rapper, actor, harbinger of the apocalypse:
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I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what’s happening. I am, I am, I am Superman and I can do anything. -REM
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Last night, Dwight Howard passed the 5,000-rebound plateau. Last night, Dwight Howard became the youngest player in NBA history to reach that milestone. Last night Dwight Howard broke the record held by Wilt Chamberlain. Hooray! Hooray Dwight Howard! But not so fast there Speedy Gonzalez. Arriba arriba! Andale andale! Read More »
Flash a-ah, Savior of the Universe! Flash a-ah, he’ll save every one of us. Flash a-ah, he’s a miracle. Flash a-ah, King of the impossible. -Queen
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Crash Davis believes Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Crash Davis believes there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. Crash Davis believes in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve. In this here NBA, I believe two things. I believe LeBron James is the best basketball player on the planet and I believe Dwyane Wade is the MVP. I believe my humor’s wearing thin and I believe the poles are shifting. On your honor. Read More »
I read the news today, oh boy, about a lucky man who made the grade. And though the news was rather sad, well, I just had to laugh. -The Beatles
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! It’s the little things folks, the little things. The Yankees got troubles. Right here in New York City. Trouble with a capital “T” and that rhymes with “P” and that stands for pitching! That stands for Joba. According to the New York Post, Joba Chamberlain’s 100 mph heater, that can’t be beater, has morphed into hamburger meater. Ha ha ha! Yup, scouts who have watched Chamberlain this spring are puzzled with his lack of velocity. In his last outing against the Phillies, the fastball was clocked between 88 and 92 mph. Good news Red Sox fans. Good news indeed!
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Rangers 3 Devils 0: King Henrik owns Brodeur. Who owns da Chiefs? Last night, Henrik Lundqvist had quite a game. Quite a game indeed. Last night, Henrik Lundqvist stopped thirty-eight shots in his shutout win over the Devils and Martin Brodeur. That matched Lundqvist’s career high for saves in a shutout but that’s not all he did. Read More »
(VS 7PM ET) You know it, I know it, my good friend Blue knows it; this game has been circled on your calendars since the day Sean Avery returned to the Rangers. Love him or hate him, Avery sure gets this here rivalry a going. Giddyup! Get your popcorn ready!
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