Touch me tiger, when I´m close to you. Help me tiger, I dont know what to do. -Marilyn Monroe
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! You know all about this by now. If you even watch a little bit of ESPN you’ve seen it. You’ve seen South African Tim Clark tame the Tiger with Mr. Woods clearly not at his best in his first tournament since undergoing knee surgery eight months ago. Fear thee not Tiger fans. You know what I say. I say Tiger Woods will be back strolling down the fairway and obliterating everything in sight. Read More »
Toot toot, hey, beep beep. Hey mister, have you got a dime? Hey mister, do you want to spend some time? -Donna Summer
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! You know I love Bron Bron. You know I think he’s the greatest athlete in the entire world. But Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain’t something else. From now on, you’re on your own. Last night, Bron Bron’s teammates were on their own. Last night, LeBron James failed to record an assist in a game for the first time in his NBA career. How about that? Read More »
The devil went down to Georgia. He was lookin’ for a soul to steal. He was in a bind ’cause he was way behind, and he was willin’ to make a deal. -Charlie Daniels Band
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Woo doggie! Look who’s back. Martin Brodeur is back. Back in the back of a Cadillac. Number one with a bullet, he’s a power pack. The don’t call him Satan’s Wallpaper for nothing. El Diablo! Dios mio! El Diablo!! 116 games ago, down went Martin Brodeur. Down went 544 wins. Down went ninety-eight shutouts. Down went a Calder Cup, three Stanley Cups, four Vezina Cups, four William M. Jennings Trophies, ten All-Star appearances. Down went the greatest goalie of our time. He ain’t down no more! Read More »
This morning’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
Lakers 132 Suns 106: Like my main man Jeff Spicoli always says. “No shirt, no shoes, no dice.” No Amar’e, no Nash, no dice.” Last night, the Phoenix Suns played without Steve Nash. Last night, the Phoenix Suns played without Amar’e Stoudemire. Last night, the Phoenix Suns got absolutely thumped by the Los Angeles Lakers. Read More »
(TNT 10:30PM ET) I’m staying up for this one. Sister, sister, he’s just a plaything. We wanna make him stay up all night. Why wouldn’t I? The last time these two teams met, the Lakers won by five. The last time these two teams met, Alvin Gentry wasn’t at the helm. The last time these two teams met, Shaq Daddy wasn’t there. This time, its Ama’re who ain’t there. This time, get your popcorn ready!
Peace out homies! Six Two and Even!
This afternoon’s top links from the wide wonderful world of sports and beyond:
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!
Say you don’t love him, my Salamander. Why do you need him? Oh no, don’t answer, oh no. I’m getting closer, I’m getting closer to your heart. -Paul McCartney
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! According to ESPN, a government official says imprisoned NFL star Michael Vick has been approved for release to home confinement. He was supposed to go to a halfway house, but a lack of beds could mean he will be released to his home as soon as May 21st. How about that? It seems like just yesterday he was imprisoned. Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now the question is, how far away is he from playing in the NFL? Read More »
I went to the ballet and a hockey game broke out:
Peace out homies. Six two and even!
Stupid is as stupid does. -Forrest Gump
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Remember Alex Rodriguez said he was young and stupid? Well, he ain’t young no more. He’s still stupid. Yesterday afternoon, A-Rod went yard in his second at-bat against the Blue Jays. Hooray A-Rod! Then in one fell swoop, he erased any good will he may have mustered. Then, after meeting with reporters and signing autographs he had the unmitigated gall to hop into a maroon SUV with his cousin Yuri Sucart. You remember Yuri, don’t you? He’s the cat whose family confirmed he was the drug mule who transported steroids from the Dominican Republic to America and injected our hero from 2001-03. Good thinking A-Rod.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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