I’m livin’ on a Chinese rock. All my best things are in hock. I’m livin’ on a Chinese rock. Everything is in the pawn shop. -The Ramones
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! David Beckham has a new commercial out. It’s not for Nike. It’s not for Adidas. It’s not for Pepsi or Vodaphone. Nope. It’s for Viagra. Or at least the Chinese the equivalent. In the dubbed advert, the man who would save American soccer comments on how he uses the sex pill to keep his wife Victoria happy: “Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot. It’s also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria.” Yowza! Yowza! Yowza!
Apparently these ads were not sanctioned by Beckham. There has been no response from Beckham’s camp and it’s unknown if Beckham will seek legal action; but they are likely to be furious, as many of his endorsement are thoroughly considered. I dunno. This product should go well with his Chinese Condoms.
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!