Ha ha Yankees!

Because you had a bad day, you’re taking one down.  You sing a sad song just to turn it around.  -Daniel Powter

Public Service Announcement:  Ok, here we go!  It’s go time. We’ll be playing ball in no time.  Tell and show time.  Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay.  My, oh my, what a wonderful day.  Plenty of sunshine headin’ my way.  Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay!  Wooo doggie!  Spring has sprung.  And you know that means, doncha?  That means its time for this Red Sox fan to start some good ole fashioned Yankees bashing.  Ha ha!  Just when Yankees fans started to feel a little bit good again, the wheels are already falling off the old bandwagon.    

I couldn’t be any happier.  Fresh off the signings of Burnette, Sabathia and Teixeira, Joe Torre writes a book.  Fresh off the signings of Burnett, Sabathia and Teixeira, A-Broad gets bagged for steroids.  Fresh off the signings of Burnette, Sabathia and Teixeira, Derek Jeter gets a bad hammy.   No more peanut butter and jammy.  I can’t wait to see the MRI exammy.

Jeter says, “It’s no big deal.”  Jeter says,  “It’s really not an issue.”  Jeter says his hamstring soreness will not affect his training for next month’s World Baseball Classic.  I say any time a thirty-five year-old shortstop gets a bad hamstring, it is a big deal.  I say it really is an issue.  I say it will affect his training for next month’s World Baseball Classic.  I say roll Sox, roll!

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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