Free Petr Prucha

I miss you so.  Seems like it’s been forever that you’ve been gone.  Where’d you go?  I miss you so.  -Fort Minor

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  The New York Rangers are abysmal.  The New York Rangers are horrible.  Terrible.  Abominable.  Exercrable.  Destestable.  They need help.  They need help fast.  Why not Petr Prucha?  Why not now? 

As a rookie, Prucha scored 30 goals and 47 points in 68 games.  His 16 powerplay goals on the season broke Camille Henry’s record for the single-season rookie power play goal mark for the Rangers. 

He just signed a big fat contract. Yesterday, after being buried for most of the season, he just had a big fat assist in the Rangers only goal.  Petr Prucha has been benched as a healthy scratch for eight of the last nine games.  For eight of the last nine games and thirty-five of the first fifty-six games, the Rangers have not had the benefit of Prucha’s offense.  An offense they are severely lacking.  Know this Rangers fans and all hockey krishanas alike,  Prucha has twice previously scored in his first game into lineup following lengthy stretches of enforced inaction.  Free Petr Prucha.  Free him now.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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