Did you do it? Ya know I did it. Did you do it? Ya know I did it. I let the seat recline and I hit it. -Madonna
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! With all this steroid talk flying around I felt the need to do this one. Felt the need to debut this one. Jumped all over it like a kangaroo, this one. I felt the need for speed to speculate who didn’t do it. Who didn’t use steroids. Who didn’t see the needle. Who didn’t see the damage done. One caveat. There is not one name that could pop up in this whole thing that would surprise me. Not one. Having said that, let’s do this. Like we always knew this. Like Jensen Lewis. Without further ado, I give you The Least Likely All Stars:
Catcher: Joe Mauer
First Base: Mo Vaughn
Second Base: Orlando Hudson
Third Base: Cal Ripken
Shortstop: Derek Jeter
Left Field: Tony Gwynn
Center Field: Ken Griffey Jr.
Right Field: Ichiro
Starting Pitcher: Greg Maddux
Closer: Lee Smith
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
Need More? Cal Ripken, Derek Jeter, Greg Maddux, Ichiro, Joe Mauer, Ken Griffey Jr., Lee Smith, MLB, Orlando Hudson, Steroids, Tony Gwynn
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i still say Griffy would shock me. Who's Jensen Lewis?
some baseball player
Wasn't Mo Vaughn a confirmed juicer? The only ones I'd give the benefit of the doubt are: Ripken (his numbers never seemed to blow up), Ichiro (though he is extremely fit, I don't see him as a steroid user), Gwynn (for obvious reasons), Maddux.
Jeter, I would suspect. Griffey, I would definitely not be surprised (despite conventional wisdom that he isn't a user)