So crack a bottle, let your body waddle. Don’t act like a snobby model. You just hit the lotto. -Eminem
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! How ’bout them Celtics? Them World Champeen Boston Celtics? Them just won nine in a row on the road Celtics? Two nights ago, it was Paul Pierce. It was Paul Pierce who said what Cedric Maxwell said. It was Paul Pierce who said, “Climb on my back boys!” Last night it was the point guard. Last night it was Rajon Rondo. Last night it was Rajon Rondo who had the whole world in his freakishly large hands.
Last night, Rajon had nineteen colossal points. Last night, Rajon Rondo had fifteen Herculean rebounds. Last night, Rajon Rondo had a whopping fourteen assists. Last night, she said, “Oh, baby, don’t feel so down. Oh, it turns me off, when I feel left out.”
Rajon Rondo wasn’t left out of nothin’ last night against the Mavericks. That was Rondo’s second “triple-teen” this season. Get the papers, get the papers. Only two other Boston players had two or more such games. Only the legend that is Bill Russell and only Larry Legend himself. My goodness!
We all knew the Big Three would be good. We all knew three is a magic number. Yes it is, it’s a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity, you get three as a magic number. We knew that. Did we know Rajon Rondo would be this good? Did we know he would become legendary?
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!