
Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat? Out of the doorway the bullets rip to the sound of the beat. -Queen
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Like Savoir Faire, this story is everywhere. You saw it on your SI. You saw it on your ESPN. On your Deadspin. On your Big Lead. If you liked the Madonna story, if loved the muscle-bound stripper story, if you adored the Torregate story, you’re gonna be downright gaga over this one. Coo coo for Cocoa Puffs over this one. Yes Virginia, Alex Rodriguez has tested positive for steroids. He’s seen the needle and now the damage is done.
At this moment in time, I am not surprised. At this moment in time, no name would surprise me. When I first heard the story this morning though, my mind immediately went to one guy and one guy only. My mind immediately went to Jose Canseco. I got my mind on Jose and Jose on my mind. Jose Canseco said, “All I can say is the Mitchell Report is incomplete.” Jose Canseco said, “I could not believe that (Rodriguez’s) name was not in that report.” Jose Canseco said, “He’s not the saint he’s perceived to be. Eventually the media will find something nasty to write about Alex Rodriguez, because trust me, they’re looking for it.” I say Jose Canseco was correct on all counts. Let the fireworks begin.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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you forgot to mention you could watch it on the MLB net ALL DAY LONG. Ya had to see it coming.
i'm bored w/the mlb network already, and no i didnt