Cavs Upset Over Mo Williams All Star Snub

But darling, what can I do?  For you don’t love me, and I’ll always be crying over you, crying over you.  -Roy Orbison

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Dan Gilbert is not happy.  Big Ben Wallace is not happy.  The Cleveland Cavaliers are not happy.  They are all unhappy because commissioner David Stern picked Boston Celtics guard Ray Allen to replace the  injured Jameer Nelson at next week’s All Star Game in Phoenix.  Get over yourselves.       

Dan Gilbert:

Not naming him as the natural and obvious replacement for the unfortunately injured Jameer Nelson is stupidiculous, idillogical and preposterageous.

Stupidiculous?  Preposterageous?  Put that in my don’t know what you said book.  Put that in my are you out of your goddamn mind book too.  Mo Williams over Ray Allen?  These cats must be hanging out with Michael Phelps. 

Ray Allen scores more than Mo Williams.  Ray Allen is a better three point shooter than Mo Williams.  Ray Allen rebounds better than Mo Williams.  Mo Williams does have more assists, but only 1.4 per game more, and he’s the point guard for goodness sakes.  You better be good for goodness sakes.  You’re ok.  You’re no Ray Allen.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

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