This Is The Next Tiger Woods?

Men often applaud an imitation and hiss the real thing.  -Aesop

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Rory McIlroy?  Really?  This Clearasil commercial is the next Tiger Woods?  According to the London Sun he is.  Now, I’m not a golf guy, nor do I play one on TV; however, Senator, I served with Tiger Woods.  I knew Tiger Woods.  Tiger Woods was a friend of mine.  Senator, you’re no Tiger Woods.  Nobody is. 

All I know is we’ve all heard this song before.  Same old story, same old song and dance, my friend.  We heard it about Michael Jordan.  We’ve all been sitting around waiting for the next Michael Jordan.  Begging for the next Michael Jordan.  We’ve all been sitting around the Eastern Gate waiting and begging for the next Michael Jordan to come along riding in on his white horse to perform many great signs and wonders.  All the while, he has been strolling down the fairway. 

Yes sports fans, all the while he has been strolling down the fairway in Nike red.  Strolling down the fairway in Nike red, greater than the Great One, Wayne Gretzky, blessed be he.  Greater than Michael Jordan, the Chosen One.  Greater than Muhammad Ali, the Greatest.  Greater than Babe Ruth himself .  Tiger Woods has been strolling down the fairway and obliterating everything in his wake, and you’re gonna tell me this kid is the next Tiger Woods?  And you wanna be my latex salesman?  I don’t think so.

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

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