MLB NBA NCAA NFL NHL Random Video Brass Bonanza

Jermaine O’Neal: Naughty Number Nine

By: josh q. public on: Thursday, February 5, 2009 @10:00 am

Jermaine ONeal:  Naughty Number Nine

Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine.  -The Beatles

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  You might be asking me, “Hey Public, Jermaine O’Neal is number six, what are you talking about?”  I might respond, “That’s not what I’m talking about, you big dummy!”  This is what I’m talking about.  Last night, Jermaine O’Neal made nine field goals.  Number nine will put you on the spot.  Last night, Jermaine O’Neal collected nine rebounds.  Number nine will tie you up, oh, in a knot.  Last night, Jermaine O’Neal blocked nine shots.  Naughty number nine!  That’s what I’m talking about, Willis.    

Pretty good, huh?  Huh?  Sure it is.  So is this.  Since the NBA began keeping track of blocked shots in 1973, only one other player had exactly nine field goals, rebounds and blocks in one game.  Only the Whopper.  Whopper beats the Big Mac!  Only San Antonio Spur Big Billy Paultz.  How about that?

Public Spectacle:


 
Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

Spread The Love:
  • Digg
  • StumbleUpon
  • Reddit
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Technorati
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • MySpace
  • Mixx
  • Fark
  • Tumblr
  • Netvibes
  • Sphinn
  • RSS
  • email

Need More? Jermaine O'Neal, NBA, Toronto Raptors

This website uses IntenseDebate comments, but they are not currently loaded because either your browser doesn't support JavaScript, or they didn't load fast enough.

4!
  1. 1
    blue Says:

    Hey Public, Jermaine is number, Oh?

  2. 2

    youre not funny

  3. 3
    blue Says:

    Sometimes I am

  4. 4

    blunonymous was pretty funny

Josh Q. Public is Digg proof thanks to caching by WP Super Cache