She’ll make you toast, but she don’t use butter and she don’t use cheese. She don’t use jelly, or any of these. She uses Vaseline. -Flaming Lips
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! I’ve been meaning to write about this for a while now. Something that’s made me smile for a while now. But, did George St. Pierre really need all that Vaseline? I know it “Keeps skin amazing” and all, but sweet sassy molassy, he was all greased up like the deaf guy on Family Guy. When is enough enough?
GSP, as the kids like to call him, says, “I’m not a cheater.” GSP says his trainer, “Put Vaseline on my face and then put his hand on my chest and back.” Sounds, well, you know. But that’s not where I’m going with this. And not there’s anything wrong with it if I was. BJ Penn says St. Pierre was slippery early in the fight. If you watched the fight, you’d say he looked slippery too. Heck, he looked downright unctuous. Put that in your don’t know what I said book and smoke it.
I don’t think all that greasy kids stuff made any difference in the fight. I think St. Pierre was going to win regardless. But I also think if somebody from the athletic commission has to say something to your corner during the fight, something’s rotten in the state of Nevada.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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