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Larry Fitzgerald And Other Would Be Heroes

By: josh q. public on: Monday, February 2, 2009 @9:00 am

Larry Fitzgerald And Other Would Be Heroes

I, I will be king.  And you, you will be queen.  Though nothing will drive them away, we can beat them, just for one day.  We can be Heroes, just for one day.  -David Bowie

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Larry Fitzgerald had all the pre-game hype.  Deservedly so.  All game we waited for it.  Anticipated for it.  His first catch didn’t come until late in the second quarter.  But then came the fourth quarter.  Then came the dynamite.  Boom goes the dynamite.   Two touchdowns in the fourth qaurter.  The second one a breathtaking, deathmaking, crystal-meth shaking 64-yard dash down the middle of the field that put the Cardinals up 23-20 with 2:37 left on the clock. 

If the Cardinal’s win this thing, Larry Fitz is a hero.  A Hiro.  A Hiro Nakamura.  Not to be.  Arizona loses.  Just another great play to go down in the annuls of forgotten great plays.  That’s when the light bulb went off.  The red light bulb went off on top of my head.  Jay Greenberg style.  What were some other great plays that were negated due to a loss?  Smaht huh?  Real smaht.  “I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!”  So lets do this thing.  Would be heroes:

Jabbar Gaffney:  Gaffney got knocked down.  Jabbar Gaffney got up again.  What a play, what a play.  At the time, I was convinced it was going to be the next “the catch.”   At the time, I thought Gaffney was going to be the next latter day Patriot.   All tied up.  Tom Brady, under pressure.  Under pressure, this is our last chance.  This is our last dance.  Tom Brady under pressure.  Tom Brady cool as a cucumber.  Tom Brady finds Gaffney in the back of the end-zone.  Gaffney climbs the ladder.  He U-hauls it in.  He gets jacked out of bounds.  He manages to get a foot down.  Did he get it?  Did he get it?  Touchdown baby!  Touchdown!  Up by seven.  Woo doggie.  No woo doggie.  The Colts win the AFC Championship and Peyton Manning goes to Disney Land

Don Strock:  Don Strock, Miami Dolphins.  1982 AFC Championship game.  Orange Bowl.  The Epic in Miami.  Dolphins taking a beating.  In comes back-up QB Don Strock.  Don Strock, the Dolphins rock.  Give ‘em that electric shock.  There’s still time on the clock.  He rallies his team.  With Miami trailing the Super Chargers 24-10, Don Strock throws a 15-yard pass to WR Duriel Harris.  Woop!  Hook and ladder, my goodness.  Woop!  Harris laterals to RB Tony Nathan.  Woop!   He…could…go…all…the…way!  He does.  Touchdown!   Touchdown to close out the half.  The Dolphins go on to lose in overtime.  If they win that game, if they win that game, that play becomes the greatest trick play ever.  Don Strock becomes a hero.  Oh, what could have been.

Endy Chavez:  2006 New York Metropolitans National League Championship Series vs. the Cardinals.   Game seven.  Cliff Floyd hurt.  Chavez taking his place in right.  Game all tied up.  One out in the sixth.  Jim Edmonds on first.  Up comes big Scott RolenOliver Perez delivers.  Swack!  That ball is high!  It is far!  It is…caught!!!  Chavez on his horse.  Chavez, at top speed.  Chavez at the warning track, plants his right foot, leaps at the wall, walking tall, makes the sno-cone special.  Highway robbery.  Saves the two-run bomb.  He ain’t done yet.  Not by a long shot, brother.  He has the presence of mind to gather himself and make the perfect throw to Jose Reyes and doubles up Edmonds.  How about that?  All for naught.  Beltran leaves the bat on his shoulder.  Mets lose. 

Jack Nicklaus:  The Golden Bear.  Yup.  He lost once in a while.  He lost to the “Kansas Kid”.  He lost to Tom Watson at the British Open at Turnberry back in 1977.   Sherman, set the Way Back Machine. The Duel in the Sun.  Arguably golf’s greatest tournament.  Through the first three days, both Nicklaus and Watson had put up 68, 70, and 65 scores. They played together on Sunday.  They played together on Sunday and matched each other shot for shot.  Golf’s version of Bird/Dominique.  Mano y mano.  Blow for blow.  Toe to toe. Then it happened.  It happened on the 12th hole.  The Bear hits a spectacular 25 foot putt.  Yowza!  Goes up two.  Ballgame.  Not so fast there, Sparky.  The Kansas Kid isn’t finished yet.  No siree Bobby.  Nails a 60-foot putt on 15 to tie it up.  Birdies the par-5 17th hole.  That’s ballgame.

Valeri Zelepukin:  New Jersey Devils.  Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals vs. New York Rangers.  Devils down one nothing.  Martin Brodeur pulled.  20 seconds remaining in regulation.   Faceoff down the Rangers end.  Madison Square Garden is going crazy.  They’re already dancin’.  Victory dancin’.  They put their left leg down, their right leg up.  They tilt their head back, and finish the cup.  The Devils get the puck down low to Claude Lemieux.  Lemieux, across the crease to Valeri Zelepukin.  Zelepukin shoots.  Saved!  Rebound back to Zelepukin.  He shoves it in!  Zelepukin scores!  It’s all tied up!  It’s all tied up!  Eight seconds left ladies and gentleman.  We’re going to overtime!  Actually two overtimes.  You know what happened then.  Howie Rose does too:  “Matteau! Matteau! Matteau!  And the Rangers have one more mountain to climb!”   Zelepukin who?

Tim Duncan2004 Western Conference Semifinals vs. the Lakers.  Game six.   11 seconds remaining.  The Mamba hits a jumper.  Lakers up one.  Is this game done?  It should be fun.  Pass the Cinnabon.  Time out.  The Spurs inbound to the Big Fundamental.  Time a tick tick tickn’ away.  Shaq Daddy all in his mug.  Stumblin’, bumblin’, Duncan hits the fall away.  Hits the fall away and hits the deck.  Geronimo, look out below.  It’s over, it’s all over.  Sort of.  Point 4 seconds left.  Three time-outs later the Glove inbounds to Derek Fisher.  The Fish that saved L.A.  Fisher catches it.  Fisher shoots it.  It’s good!  It’s good!  Lakers win! 

Their defeat stolen from their jaws of victory.  These guys gave it their best.  But I guess their best wasn’t good enough.  You wanna be a hero? Huh Binky, do you? You can save the cheerleader, save the world. Or, you can just win baby!

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Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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    Shorty Says:

    great piece…Im gonna link to it in my SuperBowl post today…keep up the gr8 work!

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    Thanks man, much aprreciated. I'll try.

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    blue Says:

    Dude 2006 was what? three years ago? Get over it , and NEVER go there again!!!

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    go where? i didnt know you wewa jack nicklas fan?