Ray Emery Is At It Again

I’m back in the USSR.  You don’t know how lucky you are, boy.  Back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR.  -The Beatles

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  I guess a change of scenery didn’t change a thing.  Former Ottawa Senators goalie, Ray Emery, is up to his old tricks.  Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.  Not grown men.  It appears this grown man still has not learned his lesson.   

Last spring, the Senators were a little fed up with Razor Ray’s shenanigans so they bought out the remaining two years of his three-year, $9.5-million deal.  Then they waived him.  Waved bye-bye to him.  Now he minds net in Russia’s Continental Hockey League with Atlant Mytishch.  In the following video, you will see Razor Ray Emery taking swings at his new team trainer.  You should not be surprised.

That’s why the Senators let him go.  A similar thing happened last season in Ottawa.  During practice, Brian McGrattan cut in front of Emery while they were circling the net during an extended skating drill.  Emery hurled some verbal unpleasantries at McGrattan.  When the skating stopped, the fisticuffs began. 

Emery’s gotten into it with teammate Jason Spezza.  He’s gotten into it with teammate Chris Neil.  As good as a goalie as he is, he’s just one of those guys you do not want anywhere near your hockey team.  That reminds me.  I was coachin’ in Omaha in 1948 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy who was a terrible masturbator, you know, couldn’t control himself.  Why, he would get deliberate penalties so he could get over in the penalty box all by himself and damned if he wouldn’t… you know… 

Peace out homies.  Six two and Even!

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