
You flap your arms and your feet start kicking, then you know your doin’ the funky chicken. -Rufus Thomas
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! The man we love to hate. Michael Vick. A couple of years ago when Vick pleaded guilty to federal dog fighting charges, he also agreed to attend PETA’s Developing Empathy for Animals course. A course which included an empathy test. Well, the results are in! It appears Vick may not respect dogs, but he sure does dig him a chicken. Vick: “Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me.”
TMZ hits most of the highlowights. Lowlights like:
- Explaining that the Golden Rule is doing “on to others as u want them to do on to u …. (as long the feeling is mutual.)”
- “People who abuse animals dont [sic] have a heart and find it amusing to see animals suffer.”
- “My aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne was having an intense fight … [Tico] jump through a glass window & pinned my aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling … Now that’s loyalty.”
Now I know Vick didn’t graduate VaTech but goodness, did he go to even one class?
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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