Michael Vick And The Dirty Bird

You flap your arms and your feet start kicking, then you know your doin’ the funky chicken.  -Rufus Thomas

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  The man we love to hate.  Michael Vick.  A couple of years ago when Vick pleaded guilty to federal dog fighting charges, he also agreed to attend PETA’s Developing Empathy for Animals course.  A course which included an empathy test.  Well, the results are in!  It appears Vick may not respect dogs, but he sure does dig him a chicken.  Vick:  “Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile.  They are very athletic to me.”      

TMZ hits most of the highlowights.  Lowlights like:

•  Explaining that the Golden Rule is doing “on to others as u want them to do on to u …. (as long the feeling is mutual.)”
• “People who abuse animals dont [sic] have a heart and find it amusing to see animals suffer.”
• “My aunt Tina own a Rotti name Tico. Once my aunt and her boyfriend Wayne was having an intense fight … [Tico] jump through a glass window & pinned my aunt boyfriend Wayne to the ground just growling … Now that’s loyalty.”

Now I know Vick didn’t graduate VaTech but goodness, did he go to even one class? 

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

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