Ricky Hatton Hates Cristiano Ronaldo

She f**kin’ hates me.  Trust.  She f**kin’ hates me.  La la la love.  I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none and ripped them away.  -Puddle Of Mud

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Ricky Hatton, the Hit Man.  The Hate Man.  Ricky Hatton is a soccer fan.  Ricky Hatton has season tickets to Manchester City, so he hates Manchester United.  He hates Cristiano Ronaldo more. 

Now, I hate the Yankees.  I hate the Lakers.  I hate the Canadiens.  I hate the Jets.  But I got nothing on this Ricky Hatton character:

If there’s one thing I hate more than Manchester United, it’s Cristiano Ronaldo.   What an absolute fairy he is.  He’s on his arse more times than his feet.  United were on TV the other night while I was doing the hoovering.  I accidentally brushed the set with the hoover and Ronaldo fell over in the box! 

Hoovering.  Those nutty Brits.  What will they think of next?

Public Spectacle:

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

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