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Gunning For Michael Irvin

By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, January 14, 2009 @9:00 am

Gunning For Michael Irvin

Cruisin’ down the boulevard.  I’m treated like some superstar.  You know the time so don’t look hard.  Get with it, the ultimate homeboy car.  -Public Enemy

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Poor Michael Irvin.  Remember him?  Sure you do.  Dallas Cowboys?  The Playmaker?  One third of the TripletsHall of Fame?  Crackhead?  Ya, him.  Well, he’s in the news again.  Only this time, he was the victim. 

According to a police report, Monday night, a passing motorist pointed a handgun at the former NFL Countdown co-host as he drove in Far North Dallas.  Looking down the barrel of a gun, son of gun, son of a bitch.  Getting paid getting rich.

Michael:

The passenger pulled out a semiautomatic and I knew what time it was.  But he said ‘Oh, that’s Michael Irvin, with the Dallas Cowboys.’  So we started talking about the Cowboys and everything.  Then they got back on the highway.  I tell you what, I’m glad he was a Cowboy fan.

Good thing he wasn’t a Redskins fan, huh Michael?

Public Spectacle:

 

Peace out homies. Six two and Even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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  1. 1
    The Zoner Says:

    Drivin by wavin my fist/makin em mad when I’m goin like this

  2. 2
    josh q. public Says:

    Michael almost got his!

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