Henry Waxman and Congress want to ”examine steroid use in professional wrestling and take appropriate steps to address this problem.” They should have came to me. Like Sheriff Buford T. Justice always says, “You sum bitch. You did that on purpose. You’re going away ’till you’re gray. I got the evidence.” I got the evidence right here. Evidence like, “Once you get these on your system there’s no stoppin’.” Evidence like, “These things are guaranteed to keep you going all day long.” Like, “It will change your life, you will grow six inches over night.”
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even!





