I’m winning. I’m winning. I’m winning. And I don’t intend on losing again. -Santana
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Celtics schmeltics. How bout that other team? How bout them Bruins? How bout them Big Bad Bruins? How bout Michael Ryder? Michael Ryder’s big. Michael Ryder’s bad. Michael Ryder’s a Bruin.
You may remember Michael Ryder scored the winning goal to end the second-longest game in American Hockey League history. You may remember Michael Ryder as a Montreal Canadien. My Yankees of the NHL. In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo! He ain’t a Canadien no more. Ha ha! Their loss is the Bruins’ gain.
Michael Ryder scored two goals for the Bruins in their 5-1 win over the Hurricanes last night. Ryder has scored goals in fourteen different games this season and the Bruins have won every one of them. Every one of them! I like me them odds. No other NHL player who has scored a goal in at least ten different games this season has seen his team win every game in which he has scored. No other NHL team has Michael Ryder.
Public Spectacle:
Peace out homies. Six two and Even!
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