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This Just In: The Washington Wizards Stink

By: josh q. public on: Wednesday, January 7, 2009 @11:03 am

This Just In:  The Washington Wizards Stink

Now you’ve officially been chopped and screwed.  Screwed-screwed.  Chopped-chopped, and screwed.  -T-Pain

Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go!  Oh boy.  The Washington Wizards.  From bad to worse.  Gilbert Arenas must be rolling around in his grave.  Just seven wins.  Only the Oklahoma City Thunder have less wins.  And you know what?  The Thunder are better than the Wiz right now.   

Nobody beats the Wiz!  Everybody beats the Wiz.  The Orlando Magic just beat the Wiz last night.  The Orlando Magic just held the Wiz to a meager, paltry, six points in the second quarter last night.  That’s low.

How low?   It was the fewest points the Wizards have scored in any quarter in franchise history.  In franchise history!   It tied for the fewest points allowed by Orlando in any period in team history.  Any period in team history, ever!  It was the fewest points by any team in any non-overtime period this season.  Any game, any team, this season!  That’s low.

The Wizards score the third fewest points in the league.  Caron Butler or no Caron Butler.  They allow over 100 per game.  They allow the second most threes.  You just can’t win basketball games like that.  You can’t do it like this.  You can’t do it like that.  You can’t do it with a wiffle ball bat.  You just can’t.  And I don’t expect them to win another one anytime soon.

Latest Loss Leaves Wizards Wondering  (Washington Times)

Peace out homies.  Six two and even!

BallHype: hype it up!

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  1. 1
    blue Says:

    Yeah but they could probably beat the reining world champeen Celtics rite now, wouldent you say?

  2. 2
    josh q. public Says:

    you’re not going to stop are you? how bout your knicks. didnt they just lose to the worst team in bball? er, 2nd worst?

  3. 3
    blue Says:

    leave my knicks out of this. They are not suposed to be playing on a ChampeenShip level at this time, and their still leaps and bounds better than the last 2 years. Let’s stick to the Celtics falling apart at the seams , Shall We ?

  4. 4
    blue Says:

    Oh, and I’ll STOP all right, as soon as your Celtics, you know , the team to wich you pondered the question ” will they ever lose again” you know , those guys, STOP losing to losers !!!

  5. 5
    josh q. public Says:

    everybody likes to hate on the celtics these days. wake me after the finals

  6. 6
    josh q. public Says:

    leaps and bounds? did you watch them last night?

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