Night falls, I’m cast beneath her spell. Daylight comes our heaven’s torn to hell. Am I left to burn, and burn eternally? She’s a mystery to me. -Roy Orbison
Public Service Announcement: Ok, here we go! Woo doggie! Just Tuhrrable. As soon as I saw this on my TMZ, I started typing my little fingers to the bone. Typing to beat the big guys to it. I’m looking at you Deadspin. You too Big Lead. Typing about Charles Barkley and his mystery girl.
Remember Sir Charles got pulled over for blowing through a stop sign? Remember he wound up with a DUI? Remember he told local cops, cherry tops, he was only trying to get his round mound of rebound serviced? Remember all that? Well now we gots the evidence. Like Sheriff Buford T. Justice, “I saw that, you sombitch! You did that on purpose! You’re going away till you’re gray! I got the evidence!”
The evidence is surveillance footage from a nearby building in Scottsdale, Arizona. It shows a woman walking down the street. A short time later, you see Barkley’s SUV blow a stop sign, and head in her direction. It shows the SUV picking her up. It doesn’t show all that much else. It doesn’t show if she was truly worth all this. It doesn’t show any evidence of how she could have given Sir Charles the best servicing he did get done serviced in all his life. But still, it sure is fun.
Peace out homies. Six Two and even!
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